At the end of term, the traditional Crisis Revue to raise money and donations for Crisis at Christmas was the usual combination of spectacular talent, hilarious sketches and humiliated teachers, with more than a passing nod to X Factor and Britain’s Got Talent. We enjoyed performances from newly-formed girl band Pic ‘n’Mix (year 7), Addle-d (the office staff), the Year 13’s performing their song Last Crisis, some beautiful singing including Rhianna Brown and Charlie Lawson and an spectacular dance routine from the musical theatre group.

I’m a Teacher, Get me out of here was won by Mr Williams, Lady Gaga (Mrs Pullen) made a fleeting appearance and the teachers Sydwarts and the Torment of Inspection was an amusing insight into this term’s inspection. Congratulations to the year 12’s who organised the entire show.